Beard Conditioner


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Warning: Do not use this beard conditioner unless you want an absurdly soft beard.

The beard conditioner packs a powerhouse of moisture right into your beard using a magical combination of butters, oils, and other natural ingredients.

Designed for use right after washing (much like a hair conditioner). It’s made specifically for beards, to help soften and condition even the toughest woolly face warmers – It lives up to it’s reputation as The Best Damn Beard Beard Softener You’ll Ever Use, Ever.

  • Beard Conditioner FAQs

    How do I use the Scruff Stuff Beard Conditioner?

    Best applied in the shower after washing your beard. Scoop out a thumbnail sized amount (or slightly more depending on your beard length).

    Massage into your beard, focusing on the hair, not the skin. Leave for a few minutes while you do the rest of the your shower stuff, then rinse well.

    How often should I use the beard conditioner?

    Start with twice a week for the first week, and then taper up if you feel like you need it.

    I personally use it every second day. But if you work in a harsh environment or go swimming in salt water / pool chlorine etc you could use it every day.

    What size is the tub?

    100ml / 3.5 fl oz

  • Ingredients

    Contains aloe vera, shea butter, hempseed oil, jojoba oil, cocoa butter, glycerine (vegetable derived), olive wax and essential oils.

  • When will my order ship?

    Orders are shipped Monday to Friday. After you place an order, we try our best to ship as soon as possible, but depending on the number of orders it may take 1-3 business days for your order to ship.

    Keep in mind that during the Christmas period orders may take longer to ship, and also longer to receive.

  • How do I know when my order has shipped?

    You should receive an email confirmation when you order has been packed and sent.

  • How long does delivery take?

    For UK orders, average delivery times can vary from 1-5 days.

    For international orders, delivery times can take from 3-30 days. It all depends on the individual country, and if the item was inspected by customs.

    International items are sent tracked (except for single subscription orders). This seems to result in shorter delivery times, and less loss parcels.

  • Are duties or custom fees included for international orders?

    No. Any duties, taxes, or customs fees will be assessed to the customer by their home country upon the order arriving and must be paid separately to receive your order.

  • What payment methods do you accept?

    Scruff Stuff accepts all major credit cards via Stripe. You can also pay via PayPal. Subscriptions are only available via Stripe.

Scent Details

  • The Original Beard Conditioner

    The icon, the one that started it all.

    It’s the famous “beard beard” conditioner.

    Made with: Orange, Cedarwood and Sage essential oils.

  • Foresty Sh*t

    An epic forest scent. January’s subscription beard oil.

    Be prepared. Using this oil implies that you are ready to wrestle a bear at a moments notice.

    Made with: Pine, juniper, howood, and patchouli essential oils.

  • Cola Kai

    A cola cube scent. February’s subscription beard oil.

    Dryness does not exist in this beard. Listen closely and you can hear an 80s training montage right inside the tub. With just a small blob of this cola scented goodness and you’ll be ready for anything.

    Made with: Lemon, orange, lime, bay laurel, and cinnamon essential oils.

  • Fruits of Plunder

    Sweet like victory. March’s subscription beard oil.

    Sharpen your axe, and prepare your beard for battle. Pillage, plunder, and smell awesome.

    Made with: Grapefruit, ho wood and patchouli essential oils.

  • Orange Kush

    Sweet, tangy and herbalicious. April’s subscription beard oil.

    Relax… and let your beard enjoy.

    Contains oil from the finest English grown hemp plants. Lab tested and free from THC and CBD.

    Made with: Orange, patchouli, cannabis, bergamot and vetiver essential oils.

  • God Mode

    Coffee makes you invincible right? May’s subscription beard oil.


    Beard dryness getting you down? Activate god mode, and make your beard invincible.

    Made with: Sandalwood, grapefruit, coffee and vanilla essential oils.

  • The Dark Side

    Tobacco and liquorice, the choice of Vader. June’s subscription beard oil.

    An scent so good it could turn anyone to the dark side.

    Made with: Fennel, tobacco, bergamot and patchouli essential oils.

  • Marshmallow

    Sweet, warm vanilla scent. July’s subscription beard oil.

    Smells like it’s name. A customer favourite.

    Made with: Benzoin, orange and patchouli essential oils.

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Beard Conditioner Reviews

  1. Christopher (verified owner)

    Seriously, if you want your beard to be as soft as a minks arse get this, I have been using Scruff Stuuf products for ages and I absolutely love them!!!

  2. Steven (verified owner)

    I joked with my wife about having a beard as soft as a cats fur. After the first use there was an instant improvement, a week in now and its soft and tamed beyond compare. Also noticed an improvement in my skin underneath.

  3. Ralph Izzard

    I’ve been using the Orange Cedarwood Sage conditioner but was lucky enough to win a Foresty promotional tin recently, and as it’s one of my favourite scents it’s very pleasing. Used twice a week, it makes a big difference to my otherwise wiry beard, which becomes fluffy like a cloud once it’s applied. Then tamed with an oil/straightener/balm routine!

  4. Conor O’Hanlon (verified owner)

    Holy s#*t, I have a wiry beard and I have never used conditioner before and I am now wondering why. I have used it 3 times since I got it and the difference is unreal, softer than it ha ever felt before. I will be buying again

  5. Alan Robson

    This stuff is just Amazeballs , saw on Facebook a few months back. Signed up for the beard oils which comes every month without fail . Saw the beard softener and wow this stuff is super great.

  6. Paul Corbet (verified owner)

    Loved it, it’s now become part of my nightly ritual

  7. Antony Patchett (verified owner)

    Absolutely love this stuff, does wonders for my beard. The difference between when I use it and when I don’t is both visible and easy to feel.
    Really recommend this to anyone who struggles with how wiry and coarse their beard feels, or if you want a longer beard to look long and happy and not snarled and overly curly.

    Although the repeated use of ‘beard’ on the label makes me twitch every time LOL

  8. Jonathan Cowan (verified owner)

    I think this may be the first time I have ever left a review for a product despite all those lovely emails you get! Firstly let me start by saying if you are thinking about buying this or any other product from just do it.
    This stuff is the best thing I’ve ever put through my beard. I have the thickest coarse beard and it tends to get dry. At the time of writing it is Sunday evening. Sunday is the worst day for my beard as I have to take it swimming with me and the kids. Absolutely kills it. On top of that I have to wash it to get all the chlorine and stuff out. Washed, used this amazing gear and pirate breathed it up. Hard day for the beard but it feels awesome now. Thanks James.
    Additional point you should look to do a soap or shampoo so I can buy all my gear from you.
    Cheers Jon

  9. Duncan (verified owner)

    My beard is what can best be described is a thick mass of wiry pubes, with brushing it through a devastating exercise in pain management. I introduced it to The Best Damn Beard Softener You’ll Ever Use, Ever this past Sunday, and now Wednesday, it’s still so soft I’m concerned I’m getting nothing else done apart from just stroking it all day. The beard, honest. I used a bit more than a pea sized amount as recommended because I’m fairly sure my beard would withstand a nuclear blast at this point, but Mr Stuff is some sort of wizard for concocting a product so magical. Looking forward to changing the rest of my usual beard products (balms) over to scruffstuff. Lovely.

  10. Papabear (verified owner)

    My beard swears by it 😉

  11. Ryan (verified owner)

    It truly does live up to its name! Absolutely incredible.

  12. Tara (verified owner)

    My husband is obsessed with this conditioner he says its the best hes ever used. I have to agree his beard is dreamy soft 😍

  13. Lyle (verified owner)

    Another must have for your beardly rituals. Use it one to two times a week and your beard will thank you for it. Smells great too.

  14. Sebastian (verified owner)

    Ordered it after reading a review online. Just used it in the shower. Amazing! My beard is so soft now, I want to make a pillow out of it. I won’t of course, but it is that soft. Shipping to Germany was also very quick. 5 Stars!

  15. Matt (verified owner)

    This stuff is just amazing, I’ve tried a lot of stuff on my beard over the years, but nothing like this, I saw an advert on facebook and thought I would try the oil subscription and this to see what it’s like, and I’m glad I did! My beard is super soft now and I couldn’t be happier

  16. Simon (verified owner)

    Just received the conditioner this morning loving the way it has made my beard feel. Would love it more if it came in my favourite fragrance from the range Pirates breath. ?

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