Beard Conditioner

(16 customer reviews)


Warning: Do not use this beard conditioner unless you want an absurdly soft beard.

The beard conditioner packs a powerhouse of moisture right into your beard using a magical combination of butters, oils, and other natural ingredients.

Designed for use right after washing (much like a hair conditioner). It’s made specifically for beards, to help soften and condition even the toughest wooly face warmers.

Recommended use: Apply once or twice a week after washing. Take a small pea sized amount (or slightly more depending on your beard length), massage into your beard, concentrating on the main body and the tips of the hair. Leave for a minute or two, then rinse well.

Contains aloe vera, shea butter, hempseed oil, jojoba oil, cocoa butter, glycerine (vegetable derived), olive wax and essential oils.

100ml / 3.75 fl oz

16 reviews for Beard Conditioner

  1. Christopher (verified owner)

    Seriously, if you want your beard to be as soft as a minks arse get this, I have been using Scruff Stuuf products for ages and I absolutely love them!!!

  2. Steven (verified owner)

    I joked with my wife about having a beard as soft as a cats fur. After the first use there was an instant improvement, a week in now and its soft and tamed beyond compare. Also noticed an improvement in my skin underneath.

  3. Ralph Izzard

    I’ve been using the Orange Cedarwood Sage conditioner but was lucky enough to win a Foresty promotional tin recently, and as it’s one of my favourite scents it’s very pleasing. Used twice a week, it makes a big difference to my otherwise wiry beard, which becomes fluffy like a cloud once it’s applied. Then tamed with an oil/straightener/balm routine!

  4. Conor O’Hanlon (verified owner)

    Holy s#*t, I have a wiry beard and I have never used conditioner before and I am now wondering why. I have used it 3 times since I got it and the difference is unreal, softer than it ha ever felt before. I will be buying again

  5. Alan Robson

    This stuff is just Amazeballs , saw on Facebook a few months back. Signed up for the beard oils which comes every month without fail . Saw the beard softener and wow this stuff is super great.

  6. Paul Corbet (verified owner)

    Loved it, it’s now become part of my nightly ritual

  7. Antony Patchett (verified owner)

    Absolutely love this stuff, does wonders for my beard. The difference between when I use it and when I don’t is both visible and easy to feel.
    Really recommend this to anyone who struggles with how wiry and coarse their beard feels, or if you want a longer beard to look long and happy and not snarled and overly curly.

    Although the repeated use of ‘beard’ on the label makes me twitch every time LOL

  8. Jonathan Cowan (verified owner)

    I think this may be the first time I have ever left a review for a product despite all those lovely emails you get! Firstly let me start by saying if you are thinking about buying this or any other product from just do it.
    This stuff is the best thing I’ve ever put through my beard. I have the thickest coarse beard and it tends to get dry. At the time of writing it is Sunday evening. Sunday is the worst day for my beard as I have to take it swimming with me and the kids. Absolutely kills it. On top of that I have to wash it to get all the chlorine and stuff out. Washed, used this amazing gear and pirate breathed it up. Hard day for the beard but it feels awesome now. Thanks James.
    Additional point you should look to do a soap or shampoo so I can buy all my gear from you.
    Cheers Jon

  9. Duncan (verified owner)

    My beard is what can best be described is a thick mass of wiry pubes, with brushing it through a devastating exercise in pain management. I introduced it to The Best Damn Beard Softener You’ll Ever Use, Ever this past Sunday, and now Wednesday, it’s still so soft I’m concerned I’m getting nothing else done apart from just stroking it all day. The beard, honest. I used a bit more than a pea sized amount as recommended because I’m fairly sure my beard would withstand a nuclear blast at this point, but Mr Stuff is some sort of wizard for concocting a product so magical. Looking forward to changing the rest of my usual beard products (balms) over to scruffstuff. Lovely.

  10. Papabear (verified owner)

    My beard swears by it 😉

  11. Ryan (verified owner)

    It truly does live up to its name! Absolutely incredible.

  12. Tara (verified owner)

    My husband is obsessed with this conditioner he says its the best hes ever used. I have to agree his beard is dreamy soft 😍

  13. Lyle (verified owner)

    Another must have for your beardly rituals. Use it one to two times a week and your beard will thank you for it. Smells great too.

  14. Sebastian (verified owner)

    Ordered it after reading a review online. Just used it in the shower. Amazing! My beard is so soft now, I want to make a pillow out of it. I won’t of course, but it is that soft. Shipping to Germany was also very quick. 5 Stars!

  15. Matt (verified owner)

    This stuff is just amazing, I’ve tried a lot of stuff on my beard over the years, but nothing like this, I saw an advert on facebook and thought I would try the oil subscription and this to see what it’s like, and I’m glad I did! My beard is super soft now and I couldn’t be happier

  16. Simon (verified owner)

    Just received the conditioner this morning loving the way it has made my beard feel. Would love it more if it came in my favourite fragrance from the range Pirates breath. ?

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